GZ Magazine

GZ Magazine covers every self-respecting, or even non-self-respecting-horror fans basic and not-so-basic needs – from the latest news and previews, to the hottest features, celebrity pictorials, reviews of everything from classics to the latest and greatest in contemporary horror, sections on music, clothing, literature, plus a plethora of regular celebrity columnists like Emily Booth, Suzi Lorraine, and Christa Campbell. Whatever you want, GZ has it covered bigger, better, brighter, slicker, sexier, than anybody and everybody else out there on the market. Why put your faith in lesser outdated nonsense? Pick GZ everytime! Worst case scenario: you can wipe your bum with it if you don’t like it and will get only the finest quality paper cuts.

GZ Magazine will make you feel better, not just about horror, but life in general. In just five years the magazine has brought about world peace in fictitious planes of existence and promoted harmony between tribes that previously only communicated via suicide bombers. Give it to a lover on their birthday, and watch them embrace you nightly. Give it to your boss and watch your paycheck increase weekly. Give it to a potato and watch it learn to talk. GZ is the one and only!